Game over

That which should never have been created... has indeed been created in the UK. 

WHERE FUCKERS?

WHERE IS MY KEBAB IN A CAN FUCKERS? WHO CAN DO THIS FOR HUMANITY FUCKERS? THIS SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEM FUCKERS. THE AMERICA HE CAN HAVE THE PANCAKE WHY WE NO HAVE THE KAN O'KEBAB FUCKERS?

ORGANIC TOO FUCKERS!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FUCKERS?

THIS IS THE EXCELLENCE CHILLI FUCKERS. IF YOU HAVE THE QUALITY CHILLI OR THE JUSTICE CHILLY OR THE JUST PLAIN AWESOMENESS CHILLI AFTER YOUR KEBAB YOU WILL MAKE RUINING OF THE KEBAB YOU HAVE JUST EATEN FUCKERS. DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR KEBAB FUCKERS. ROLL WITH THE EXCELLENCE CHILLI EVERY TIME FUCKERS.

I LIKE YOUR KIDNAP VAN, GUY

only a man with Istanbul-sized balls can roll in a kidnap van kitted out with spectator windows and large red type shouting the nature of his business. That's right. I'm taking your kids and giving them the Boner Kebab.

basically an upgrade to all the Krampus/Gypsy/Pied Piper horror stories parents have used since forever to manipulate their kids. You better behave or you'll get The Gypsy's burlap sack. Now parents ain't gotta say shit. All they have to do is raise an eyebrow slightly and the kids get the fear. You don't want a ride in the dirty Boner van, do you?

Tossed Salad Man ain't got shit on Mr. Boner Kebab.

EAT MY WIFE

Reporting from Japan. Turkish kebabs with Turkish names sold into my mouth.

Big In Japan

Why not?

KEBAB PIZZA IN YOUR MOUTH

That's how they do in Trelleborg, Sweden. AKKA GRILL reprezent.