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Friday, January 23, 2009
IT AINT WHERE YOURE AT ITS WHERE YOURE FROM
pop quiz. in what city was the döner kebab invented?
if you answered Istanbul, Damascus, Beirut, or Ankara, go eat a fucking curry and shit your sad, amateur guts out.
the döner kebab is some Berlin shit. invented there; perfected there. in berlin you can have Darth Vader himself slice your sandwich meat with his red-ass light saber. that was offered to me once by my ninja Mehmet over at Döner Oasis, just off Nollendorfplatz. it sounds cool, sure, and Darth was all like breathing tough and like 9 feet tall, special appearance at Döner Oasis, but his light saber made me think of a Labrador's meat missile. if your appetite can't be diminished by the thought of wet dog cock scratching its itch against the contents of your pita bread, you're a drunker motherfucker than i.
anyway, kebabs rule, names of kebab places rule, Mehmet rules, turkish people rule, the signs for kebab shops rule so much harder than your gay little gyros signs, and Boner Kebab is the best ever name for a blog ever so save it.
if you answered Istanbul, Damascus, Beirut, or Ankara, go eat a fucking curry and shit your sad, amateur guts out.
the döner kebab is some Berlin shit. invented there; perfected there. in berlin you can have Darth Vader himself slice your sandwich meat with his red-ass light saber. that was offered to me once by my ninja Mehmet over at Döner Oasis, just off Nollendorfplatz. it sounds cool, sure, and Darth was all like breathing tough and like 9 feet tall, special appearance at Döner Oasis, but his light saber made me think of a Labrador's meat missile. if your appetite can't be diminished by the thought of wet dog cock scratching its itch against the contents of your pita bread, you're a drunker motherfucker than i.
anyway, kebabs rule, names of kebab places rule, Mehmet rules, turkish people rule, the signs for kebab shops rule so much harder than your gay little gyros signs, and Boner Kebab is the best ever name for a blog ever so save it.
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