This piece of news combines efficiently three of my favorite subjects.
Crazy old British people, random acts of xenophobia, and kebab.
“A 68 year old Kent woman was arrested and charged with racism when the Romanian born owner of a second hand junk shop called Police after she refused to believe that the post office letter box outside his shop was not for sale.
A witness heard her say "You bloody foriegners come over here and buy up all our great British institutions". First it was phone boxes and London Bridge. Now it's letter boxes. Where will it end ? He said that Mr Urpuckets told her that if she was unhappy she should complain to the Maidstone Chamber of Commerce. When she told him she was too busy he suggested she should write them a letter. It was when he mockingly told her to post the letter in the box that she "went mental" ! She entered the shop and picked up an ornamental Samurai sword and said that she would open him up like a F-----g letter. Whilst swinging the sword toward him she threatened to cut off his "balls and stick them in a Doner Kebab".
Just like that.
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